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Shakespeare Does the Three Little Pigs

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April 1, 2012

Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John Branyan shows you in this very funny stand-up bit.

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Cydney waffles April 25, 2012 at 2:23 am

hi.. we are doing a poety cafe at my school and i was wondering if any1 had thee copy for thiis like the lyrics.. :) it would be very appricated if someone can help us out.

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Gregg Dourgarian gregg dourgarian April 25, 2012 at 2:47 am

Dear Cydney of the Waffle House Kingdom

Nobleness of thy endeavor notwithstanding and far from decrying the benefits derived from developing the artistic, no the romantic, no the immortal nature of our human existence for the little ones at your learning establishment, it burdens me like a couvercle gemissant, heavily, unbearably to share that, nay, said lyrics exist not in my position.

If however the endeavor of creating them intersects not unentirely with your schools didactic philosophy, then yes this writer beseeches ye to post them here.

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