Mark Toth takes on the hopelessness of love contracts. Does anyone have a different take?
HR: Hello, Greg.
HR: I heard you’re dating Marcia. Is that true?
Greg: No, actually I’m dating Alice.
HR: Oh, really? I thought Sam was dating Alice.
Greg: No, he’s dating Carol now.
HR: Hmm. I thought Carol and Mike were married.
Greg: Did you hear that Bobby’s dating Cindy? And that Jan’s dating Peter?
HR: I quit. (Hands him a stack of love contracts.) Congratulations — you’re our new Head of HR. Get everyone to sign one of these.