Some of these 50 Nerds of Grey are priceless:

"I need you desperately!" she begged. "Come over now!""Just turn it off and on again," he sighed.He hated these late night rebooty calls.

Or:

"I can't take any more!" she cried, exhausted after three hours bent over the desk. 

It was no good, she just couldn't remember her password.

Or:

'Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed! she begged. 

'Ok,' he said and took her to the Apple Store.