Some of these 50 Nerds of Grey are priceless:
"I need you desperately!" she begged. "Come over now!""Just turn it off and on again," he sighed.He hated these late night rebooty calls.
"I can't take any more!" she cried, exhausted after three hours bent over the desk.
It was no good, she just couldn't remember her password.
'Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed! she begged.
'Ok,' he said and took her to the Apple Store.