An Eggplant exclusive. The Eggplant denies any relationship with The Onion Temporary worker John Davis says he can’t get his perm employee coworkers motivated enough to get the job done. “At first I thought well let’s just let this play out for a few days, [...]
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An Eggplant exclusive. The Eggplant denies any relationship with The Onion Office temp and former Obama campaign worker Jeff Sanders was stunned to find out today that he too is a millionaire after verifying the numbers in his paycheck today. “I dreamed for President Obama [...]
If only we could be so honest these days.
(The Eggplant aka Not-The-Onion) Auto body repair jobs already seeing rebound, says President’s Press Secretary Astounding even his staunchest conservative opponents and with strong support from Hollywood celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, President Obama launched today the Advanced Auto-Body-Repair Job Initiative, an already proven national effort [...]
(The Eggplant aka Not-The-Onion) ISSUE 35•45 | 02.24.12 | News in Brief Glorious Federal Healthcare Threatened!!! FBI agents today executed 37 search warrants in the United States as part of their ongoing investigation of criminal elements attempting to limit the growth of the federal government. [...]
[The Eggplant resents and strongly denies any association with TheOnion that has been attributed to it in the popular press.] In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement (The [...]
