The artist is Ronald Gulick:

 [really gets going about 30 seconds in]

 

 

If you're havin' temp  problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one
[Verse One]
I got the Monday Payroll and some lofty goals
Competition trying to make me not hit them alls
driving to work spilling coffee over all my clothes

New keys on windows seven where the hell are those?
If your much like me you searched for the print button

Celebrated when you found it, hit it hard like its nuttin
Clients asking for things they trying to make me laugh
if you don’t like my temps, you can call Robert Half
I got beef with recruiters that don’t role like me
they don’t work as hard and they don’t got a trophy
Clients try and use my service
cause if they don’t I recruit out and that makes them nervous
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the network that Ronald  has
I’m from Mergis all y’all come and get you some.
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 problems but the temp aint one
If you're havin' temp problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
two zero one one and my game is raw
on my caller ID a client that likes to jaw
I got two choices y’all, pick up the phone or
I Divert the client cause talking them’s a chore
Now I ain’t trying to have a long message true
Plus I got a few minutes before my next interview
So I, hit the button pick’n up the phone
I heard Ron, do you know what I calling you For?
Cause I’m cool and you like me and you have time to blow
I’ve got beeter things to do than to hear you flow
Are you going to tell me the prob or should I guess some more
Well, I got an invoice from you that’s higher than before
IS this the way you treat me after all we’ve given you
I thought we were tight, thought our relation true blue
Take it easy there Bob we can work this out
You better work it or I’ll scream and shout
employment costs increased and we passed it through
It was a mandate from corporate, what you want me to do?
Aren’t you a big shot, can’t you get things done?
If not, I’ll just convert all your temps and run
Nah, I ain't that speacila but I ain’t no wimp
Also know you won't illegally convert my temps
"We'll see how smart you are when my lawyer comes"
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but a temp ain't one
if you havin temp problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one hit me
99 Problems but a temp ain't one
if you havin temp problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Three]
Now  there was this one time, not to long ago
when I had to grab the phone and call my bro
This is not a bro in the sense of having a brother
But by brother, I really mean a temp, rhymes with other
I tried to ignore him, cause it causes me strife
There is a reason people like him  are temps for life

you know the type, the ones that like to lie

and couldn’t pass a drug test with his last try
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin:
He and his boys gon be yappin to my captain:
And there I go caught talking to this temp again
List’n to him go on about misfortune again
Can’t pay his bills, he’s unemployed again

bill collectors with their phones calling him

Cant hold a job and  he’s fired again
but gets unemployment cause that’s American

All because this fool can’t hold a job
The tax paying american’s he likes to rob
If I call you late on Friday, you’d better run
I got 99 problems but a temp ain't one.
Hit me

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